Today at Target, we started talking about things Joey needs to learn before he becomes a teenager. He said, "I already know the rules: Do not smoke; always pay for your stuff; do not go on crack; do not eat a popcorn seed; do not shoot a gun."
I said, "You forgot don't have a baby when you're a baby." He said, "How can a baby have a baby? A baby couldn't fit in a baby's belly."
I clarified that I meant to not have a baby when he is a teenager. He asked what would happen if he did, and I told him he better never find out.
They grow up so fast:(